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Dear Lady Gaga,

I honestly can’t wait for 3 years from now when the sound of popular music changes (just like it does every 3 years) and you eventually disappear…

Dear Lucas Cruikshank,

Dear Lucas Cruikshank (Youtube’s FRED), I hope you realize how incredibly temporary you are…..you’re like 16 and one day you’re gonna realize…what the crap have I been doing?! i’m not funny…and all my fans are like 6…..i really need to grow up……theres a reason you’re movie is a nickelodeon exclusive made for tv movie…..

Dear Crazy Person Who Keeps Trying to Argue with Me via Youtube, I’m sorry that you’re obviously so musically inept that it’s borderline embarrassing but PLEASE stop trying to argue with me that Adelle is the original artist of To Make You Feel My Love……its Bob Dylan……and even Garth Brooks did it before her….so please…just stop…..

Dear Baha Men

Dear Baha Men, I’m rather upset that after all these years…we never did….infact…..find out who really let the dogs out……

Dear Burnham

Dear Burnham, WHY are you trying to be Hanson for the new generation? It’s not a good thing……they have 1 hit that people actually remember……and your lead singer is like 10…..does he even understand half of the words he’s saying?….

Dear Nicki Minaj

Dear Nicki Minaj, what do you do that isn’t awesome? Oh wait…..you hair/fashion choices….nevermind….

Dear Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor Swift, your live performance last night was a lot better than all your usual ones, congrats! And I love how that song can be directed at Kanye, it was cleverly written so when its sang in a context like you did last night, its about him….but if you hear it on the radio it sounds like you’re mad at some guy (like always) haha………

Dear Jason Derulo

Dear Jason Derulo, why do you bother to TRY and sing live? Lip sync like everyone else with music like yours……its not good sir….

Dear Jersey Shore Cast, stop…..just stop…..

Dear VMA’s DJ

Dear VMA’s DJ, please go away! You look like a creepy pedophile Mickey Mouse and I’m starting to become afraid…..

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